ROW UNTIL YOU KNOW
For many Tasmanians, Melbourne is the Promised Land. It's the big pond where the big fish artists go when they're sick of their puddly home town. Sometimes Tasmanians make threats that they are moving to Melbourne, much in the same way my parents used to threaten to "turn this car around" when us kids were mucking around in the back. Never gonna happen, but a frightening thought.
